Your first day on the job Stoicism and the absorption of failure

Your first day on the job Stoicism and the absorption of failureYour first day on the job Stoicism and the absorption of failureFew things bear the potential for terror quite like the first day on the job. Any job.Plumbers, astrophysicists and cat burglars crumble much the same beneath the weight of so tell us something about yourself? As the day progresses we become paralyzed by insecurities.Is it weird if Icapitalize on the catered breakfast? Will people think Im a mooch? Or maybe a go-getter? How soon is too soon to attempt arisqu joke? Am I gonna be the amtsstube unfunny guy? New environment, new people, new challenges a Saturnalia of aspiring tales of shame. Maybe youll say the exact thing that makes you meanly thought of or god forbid inspire the wrong kind of laughter in the break room. But thats okay. Tranquility is the acceptance and proper evaluation of failure.In the worst possible scenario the one wherein you stumble out of the bathroom with toilet paper clinging to you , unwittingly confessing your hatred of peanut butter to William Washington Carver IV youre still the savvy, hardworking go-getter that got hired in the first place. No social blunder, whatever the extent or breed is capable of injuring that fact to anyone that would matter.The anxiety parasiteThe charming electric versions of ourselves too often become menaced by the threat of folly. Anxiety wields a lash against the back of a mind at ease, obscuring both our worth and our potential. Here, I think the values of stoicism can be of great assistance. It teaches us that happiness is a virtue achieved only when we are no longer bound by the shackles of expectation.Indifference provides the most reliable manual to temperament. When forced to consider the long view, youll find the little occurrences that pepper it to be of comparatively little importance.Freedom of interpretationIt isnt really the shady remarks or subtle eye rolls that tail the faux pas that torment us, but our own inter nal interpretation of these responses. We have very little control over other peoples perception of us but we are in complete control of how we chose to evaluate said perceptions The happiness of your life depends upon the quality of your thoughts everything we hear is opinion, bedrngnis a fact, everything we see is perception, not the truth.Course correct the agency of criticism, repurpose it and make it serve you and your betterment. Moreover, its important to learn how to demarcate the useful critiques from the superfluous ones. Who cares if you overheard the guy from HR talking about how awful your pants are, were all gonna die someday. You probably should talk more during the meetings though.First impressions are overratedTo succeed in any environment you must give yourself the liberty to fail. Miserably and resolutely.Seneca once wrote Nothing happens to the wise man, contrary to his expectation. Accept the badge of failure and adopt an eagerness to employ it. To fail is to grow and thrive.At any rate, first impressions are exactly that, youll have plenty more opportunities to convince the higher-ups you deserve that promotion or to nail that joke (you lifted from your buddy from college that lifted in from Mitch Hedberg). Relinquish your ide fixe on the future and remit it to the now. When perception and immediate success cease to matter, youre left with only yourself to consider.Before you start your first day at your new job be sure to look in the mirror and repeat this mantra Im a fool that has a brain that on occasion makes mistakes. There are many like it but this ones mine. Oh, and your fly is down.